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Ответы » Информация о экзаменах » Помощь » Punography (humor)

Punography

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Punography

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I'm reading a log there anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

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They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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